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Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
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25 August 2016

Now You See Me 2


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Director : Jon M Chu. Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Daniel Radcliffe, Lizzy Caplan, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Sanaa Lathan, Jay Chou
 
Two of the stars from 2013’s magician caper Now You See Me, Isla Fisher and Mélanie Laurent, have pulled a smooth disappearing act for the sequel. In Fisher’s case, this had something to do with a pregnancy before cameras rolled, but one begins to smell a rat: perhaps a silicone fake belly, or planned adoption?

They must have figured out what new cast member Daniel Radcliffe has not: that the best attitude to Now You See Me 2 is simply to go nowhere near it.

This inane franchise treats its audience like patsies – essentially casting us as the gullible, whooping masses it puts on screen during its glitzy Vegas conjuring shows, where a trickster posse known as the Four Horsemen keep staging appearances, while finessing simultaneous heists across the world.

Like a coloured ribbon whipping through one ear and out the other, the plot bypasses your brain with overconfident flourishes that can’t disguise how amateurish it all is.




The ridiculous fame of these characters – Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson and Dave Franco are now joined by Fisher replacement Lula (Lizzy Caplan) – already makes them hard enough to like.
But they also come across as certifiable, with their mad banter about false sleeves, bird tricks and habit of endlessly flicking cards about during passages of downtime.

If the camera pulled back to reveal this whole charade as a high-concept production of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, you wouldn’t be wholly surprised.

The Nurse Ratched trying to quash these bizarre antics is “magic debunker” Thaddeus (Morgan Freeman), who got shafted at the end of the last one, and is now in prison. For circuitous reasons, Mark Ruffalo’s FBI agent (who’s in on the games, remember? You don’t? Never mind) has to bust Freeman loose, but the movie completely bails on the Houdini possibilities of a prison break. He’s granted leave to walk right out – where’s the fun in that?

Lizzy Caplan in Now You See Me 2 
 
 
Meanwhile, the other four are whisked without their knowledge to Macau, where Radcliffe’s Walter Mabry, the tech tycoon son of Michael Caine’s insurance bigwig, makes them an offer they can’t refuse: they have to steal some all-important data-mining chip from under a casino, or else.

Radcliffe makes a good first impression – he’s so darn likeable as an actor, almost embarrassingly sincere, that it briefly looks like he’s going to charm the film out of trouble. It’s tediously inevitable, though, that the boy wizard has to turn bad here, and duplicitous egomania isn’t something he does nearly as well.




So many sequences – take the five straight minutes of ensemble card-palming needed to purloin that chip – make no sense even by the film’s own flashy logic. Just when we thought Eisenberg had reached a nadir of up-himself tomfoolery as Lex Luthor, he makes rain stop in Greenwich and vanishes into the pavement.

Meanwhile, Harrelson has to play his character’s twin brother, with false teeth and a curly wig, for double unamusement. When we're bored during dialogue scenes, looking at Franco’s will-this-do face becomes oddly hypnotic, if depressing.

Constructed to fool the viewer with layer upon layer of lame cheats and moth-eaten devices, the film has nothing on its mind but sinking you gently into an in-flight stupor.

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The LEGO Batman Movie

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“Just the idea of Batman is absurd. A guy who learns karate and dresses up at night to beat people up is ridiculous.”
 Luckily, this is no bad thing for The LEGO Batman Movie’s director, Chris McKay (best known for Robot Chicken), who went on to tell us in the new issue of Empire how LEGO Bats’ (voiced by Will Arnett, who only works in black. And sometimes very, very, dark grey, lest we forget) first solo outing “affectionately comment[s] on all that”.

February next year will mark the ninth solo Batman film. But, as you can imagine after Phil Lord and Chris Miller's The LEGO Movie, this incarnation will have its tongue placed very firmly in its cheek. But hardcore DC fans shouldn’t fret: McKay’s film doesn’t mess too much with the caped crusader’s formula, making sure Alfred (Ralph Fiennes), Robin (Michael Cera) and The Joker (Zach Galifianakis) are still very much in the frame.

“Ralph committed fully to LEGO Alfred,” McKay told Empire. “He told me he was inspired by [1935 high-society comedy] Ruggles Of Red Gap. It was amazing seeing him in the booth doing all this space work.” And what of Galifianakis’ Joker, the second (after Suicide Squad's Jared Leto) in as many years? “I wish I had a story about Zach sending us dead rats,” laments McKay, “but he’s an incredible Joker. I’ve listened to him riff with Will for hours”.

There’s also a new spin on the Boy Wonder. “Bruce accidentally adopts him at a party,” the director tells us of the movie’s main duo. “Robin is a Book Of Mormon-esque character, the ray of light to Batman’s brooding, Lord Byronic hero. It’s their dynamic that carries the movie, these polar opposites going head to head.” Colour us (well, ‘black and dark grey’ us) very, very excited.

For more on The LEGO Batman Movie, and much, much more besides, be sure to pick up a copy of our brand new issue, available in all good and evil newsagents this Thursday 25 August. Or you can subscribe to Empire (including an instant digital subscription) right here.





The LEGO Batman Movie swoops into cinemas on 10 February, 2017.
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The Ring

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The Ring franchise cannot die. Like the film’s creepy monochrome girl, it just keeps coming back for more. What started out as Ringu, a genuinely terrifying 1998 Japanese supernatural horror, has since spawned sequels, two Hollywood remakes starring Naomi Watts, and now this new sequel/reboot, entitled Rings. Here’s the first spooky trailer.



 


The basic concept runs thusly: there exists a cursed black-and-white video, featuring a creepy monochrome girl living in a well. If anyone watches it, the phone rings shortly afterwards, and the watcher dies in seven days. It usually involved the creepy monochrome girl climbing out of the television set, creepily.

The original films dealt in VHS tapes, but seeing as that format is now considered a charming antique, Rings updates things for the YouTube generation. And as that Aliens-esque pluralised title implies, there are now movies within the cursed movie. The horror is everywhere!

Brazilian filmmaker F. Javier Gutierrez is directing this one, with a cast that includes Matilda Lutz, Alex Roe, Johnny Galecki, and a bearded, wizened, mentor type Vincent D’Onofrio.

Rings arrives in cinemas on 31 October. Can't imagine why a horror movie would want to be released on that date.
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